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Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone



It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams



Youth is a disease from which we all recover.  ~Dorothy Fulheim




A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown




A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.  ~Jennifer Yane




When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)



Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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Brett Ratner has stepped down as the host of the Oscars.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost
I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997

To the surprise of probably no one, Brett Ratner has stepped down from his

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Eddie Murphy has joined his "Tower Heist" director Brett Ratner in exiting

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968